State Historical Markers

Get Your Own State Historical Marker to place in your yard or home. Looks just like the real thing but in Place of a Historical Event, a Hilarious, make no sense saying is displayed. Make your house a hilarious historical site from your state.

Comes in three Different Sizes.

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part no. 91KY

Kentucky

In 1875, the first Kentucky Derby was run at Louisville, beginning a great tradition in American sports. At this "Old Kentucky Home" horses must wipe their feet before entering.

part no. 91LA

Louisiana

In 1803, Napoleon sold the entire Louisiana Territory for $15 million to the United States. That was a muck better deal than we got on this property.

part no. 91ME

Maine

In 1770, Burnham Tavern in Machias opened, offering "Drink for the thirsty, Food for the hungry, Lodging for the weary, and Good keeping for horses." That offer still applies here.

part no. 91MA

Massachusetts

On April 18, 1775 Paul Revere made his famous ride to warn his fellow Patriots that the British were coming. Unlike here, we have no warning when visitors are coming.

part no. 91AMI

Michigan

In 1893, Henry Ford appeared in America's first practical automobile. If this building was here, Mr. Ford could have blocked the driveway and gotten America's first parking ticket.

part no. 91MN

Minnesota

In 1889, the Mayo Clinic, one of the world's leading medical centers, was established in Minnesota. If this building had been here, they still would not have made a house call.

part no. 91MS

Mississippi v.1

In 1894, in Vicksburg, Joseph Biedenham, a candy store owner, first bottled Coca-Cola. If we had been here then we could have bought a six-pack.

part no. 92MS

Mississippi v.2

Admitted as the 20th state on Dec. 10, 1817, the Civil War changed Mississippi. Battles raged across the state, replacing the splendor and grace of the old south, and at this location nothing happened.

part no. 91MO

Missouri

In 1865, the notorious bandit, Jesse James, began to terrorize this state. He never tried to rob the people in this building because it was not here.

part no. 91NE

Nebraska

In 1883, Buffalo Bill's famous Wild West Show was organized at his ranch in North Platte, and this is definitely not a home where the buffalo roam.

part no. 91NV

Nevada

In 1859, silver miners rushed into Nevada after hearing of the incredibly rich Comstock Lade. You are standing at the very location where nothing was found.

part no. 91NH

New Hampshire

In 1777, hundreds of New Hampshire "Minute Men" hurried to Boston to fight the British. Here, no one has been in a hurry since.

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